What do you mean “IT’S COMMUNAL”?
I don’t care if it’s forbidden by the lease.
I don’t care that you don’t have the right.
I don’t care it’s against Braemar’s advice.
I want my private fence around my
private land and I want it NOW!
So you better make another illegal rule.
or I’ll shriek……and I’ll shriek……………

These cartoon characters are merely pathetic objects of fun
Any resemblance to normal people is purely coincidental.


I’m beggin yis mates
just give her what she wants
or my life will be hell.

And we better we stitch ‘em up
at the AGM so they can’t expose us.

OK - but we better stick together here lads.
 If anybody asks awkward questions we just refuse to answer - OK